Laughter, The best Medicine

A young couple hit a golf ball throught the window of a nearby house. Rushing up, they see a handsome man in a turban.
"We'll pay for the damage."
"Not at all." replies the man."I'am a genie, and I was trapped for 1000 years until your ball broke the bottle that was my prison. Allow me to grant whatever you wish."
"Could you make us millionaires?" ask the wife.
"I've set up a standing order to put $100,000 into your account every month for life," he says.
"How can we ever thank you?"
"Well..."replies the genie, "I've forgotten what it's like to hold a woman. Could I just give your wife a single, perfect kiss?" The couple decide they can live with this.
After the passionate embrance, the genie asks the woman her age.
"Twenty-nine," she answers.
"I see," he says. "And you still believe in genies?"

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Top Jokes

Top joke in Scotland: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Top joke in England: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

Top joke in USA: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

RUNNING AWAY..... RUNNING TOWARDS......

by Julie Wong

Why so many people are running these days? Almost every weekend, there is a running event. There are charity run, breakfast run, community run, senior citizen run and many more. Since I started running actively for the last six months, many friends asked me some interesting questions.

A friend asked if I’m running away from some problems. I was shocked! What click here to continue

Photos of Larian Cintai TTDI

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Larian Cintai TTDI 2005 - 7km

Many top runners inclusive of 6 Thais in my category were here this morning. I managed to beat the off form Goh Chun Ann for the first time, but unable to win anything except a finishing medal. My position was around 13th with the time of around 27 minutes. I was happy with my performance today despite of not finish in top 10. Some time I do enjoyed not winning any prize money, so that I can go back early to rejoin my family for the breakfast. (Thank you pm22 Jantzen Tey for the nice photos)

Joke

A woman was in her front yard mowing grass when her attractive blond male neighbor came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox.

He opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later he came out of his house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the woman was getting ready to edge the lawn, he came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions the woman asked him, "Is something wrong?"

To which he replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

LARIAN AMAL JOGATHON 2005 - 4 champions and one runner up

5 runners Ah Weng, Ah Toh(Pm14), Ah Meng, Angie Ng, and Jacky have already registered for the Klang run. They supposed to go to Klang for the run but they wanted to try their luck at the Larian Amal Jogathon 2005 Subang Jaya, as registeration on the race day was allowed.
The result was fantastic.
Ah Toh got 1st in open category - prize one unit water Heater.
Ah Meng got 2nd in open category - Rm100.00 voucher
Ah Weng got 1st in Veteran category - one unit water heater.
Angie Ng got 1st in women category - one unit microware oven.
Jackie got 1st in women category - one unit microware oven.
Angie Ng's car was loaded with all the electrical items and they were laughing all the way home.
Credit should go to Ronnie for the information.